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Legal
Disclaimer We
( The Crew) assumes no legal or moral responsibility for any false
statements or bad advise that will inevitably be irresponsibly doled out in this
website. Furthermore we cannot he held libel for any attempt to replicate or
modify any procedure described herein.
Q:
What is op paladium.... I know op means operation, but paladium... what the
hell?.
A:
Paladium? I
looked it up in the dictionary and it isn't there. Are you sure you don't mean palladium?
Q:
Do you know joffrey xxxxxx, he's a reservist from montréal, he's my
brother. I have no idea what he does but he has a badge on his hat, and it's
gold.
A:
You want to know if we (The
Crew) know your brother joffrey xxxxxx, a reservist from Montreal, and you
have no idea what he does but he has a badge on his hat, and it's gold.... Sorry
no we don't.
Q: What are you guys doing in
farnham? A:
Training for OP Palladium.
Q:
There are a lot of words I don't understand and a lot of abbreviations too
NBCW huh....
A:
Sorry my
mistake, I meant to write DNBC. Thank you for pointing it out and it will be corrected
immediately.
Q: If I want to join the army what do I have to do?
A:
First, you have to be at least
16 years old (biologically but judging from some of the people I have to work
with, the mental aspect doesn't seem to be all that important), you have to be a
loyal Canadian citizen or a landed immigrant, in excellent physical condition.
If you meet all the above mentioned conditions and want to work part time in the
Quebec City region go to the 58e BAA web site via our Links
page for more information. For other employment opportunities in the Canadian
Armed Forces click on the recruiting link. 
Q:
It it serious if I smoke ***...
A:
It most certainly is serious, you
should consult a physician and check your self into the Betty Ford Clinic
immediately. And that's an order!
Q:
I heard that there are some Canadian army
personnel that eat or have eaten human vomit, is this true? If it is true what
kind of training do these people follow to be able to master this formidable
feat. Do they have bad breath? A recent study financed by the Canadian
Association of Dentistry found that persons who vomit often or eat vomit often
have a significant deterioration of their dental enamel. This could
lead to premature tooth lose. Another study carried out by the American
Order of Psychiatrists found that these same people are fucking nuts.
Can you tell me what the present status of this unusual practice is in the
Canadian armed forces? A:
I believe that you are referring to a
video depicting certain members of the Airborne Regiment indulging in fecal
matter, a ritual outlawed since the fall of the Berlin Wall, but to go so far as to say that they were,
EATING
HUMAN VOMIT?? HOG
WASH, PURE UNADULTERATED MALARKEY . WE (THE CREW) ABSOLUTELY
DENY YOUR WILD, INCREDIBLY UNINFORMED AND UTTERLY UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS
!!! YOU MUST HAVE US CONFUSED WITH COLLEGE FRATERNITY PLEDGES
OR A SPORTS TEAM. WE
(THE CREW ) AGREE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE "FUCKING
NUTS" TO PARTICIPATE IN UNIVERSITY TYPE INITIATION RITUALS , THUS MAKING
YOUR POINT ABOUT BAD BREATH AND DENTAL HYGIENE IRRELEVANT . EVEN IF WE
WERE TO ADOPT THESE PRACTICES OF HIGHER LEARNING, WHY SHOULD WE CARE? ALL
MEMBERS OF THE CANADIAN ARMED FORCES HAVE FREE DENTAL CARE FOR THE DURATION OF
THEIR LOYAL SERVICE TO THEIR BELOVED COUNTRY. In the future I would
suggest that you get your facts straight before spieling off at the mouth with
your filthy communist style propaganda reminiscent of the Cold War, which we won thru
the same kind of courage and the determination demonstrated by our shit eating Para Regiment.
Q:
You should attempt to update your website more often. I know arny guys
can't be that busy, infact you probably sit around playing cards and smoking
most of the day.
A: Thank you for you comment.
You
forgot to mention surfing the net, getting drunk and abusing the FNGs.
Seriously, I do admit I have let the Site slip a bit but you have realize that
even if your perception of the Army was accurate and its not, I cant just jump
on a computer at work to do what I please. Web authoring and FTP programs are
not authorized on DND computers so all the updates are made on my own time at
home.
I cant
speak for the rest of the Army but since my returned from Afghanistan in August
04, I have participated in various activities which interfered with most
peoples perception of good old fashion soldering.
I was
required to;
· manage
the affairs of my subordinates, jumping from one crises to an other on
a daily basis,
· write
PERs,
· work
up for and participate in a Javelin live fire EX in Gagetown, NB,
· work
up for and participate in a Bty validation EX,
· work
up for and participate in two 13 km marches,
· work
up for and participate in two small arms annual qualification ranges,
· update
the official Bty website
· work
up for and participate in 2 Brigade commanders challenges,
· get
re-certified in first aid (including RCR)
· take
an Air Space Co-ordination Center (ASCC) course and validation EX held in
Kingston, On.,
· oversee
the dismantling of our LSVW Javelin SIVKIT vehicles,
· qualify
on the new MILCOT vehicle,
· report
to Gagetown for an AD Sgts course,
· report
to St-Jean, QC for an advanced instructors course,
· get
my shit together for a posting to the Canadian Forces Leadership & Recruit
School, and
· a
lot of other stuff that that would take to long to list.
As you
can see old fashion soldering, drinking, smoking and playing cards ect… is not
being practiced by myself or most of the other members of the CF, we are
gainfully employed.
It will
comfort you to know that I have been consolidating back ground information on
Haiti and Afghanistan for the purpose of revamping the Site in the near future.
We
( The Crew) assumes no legal or moral responsibility for any false
statements or bad advise that will inevitably be irresponsibly doled out in this
website. Furthermore we cannot he held libel for any attempt to replicate or
modify any procedure described herein.
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