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website. Furthermore we cannot he held libel for any attempt to replicate or
modify any procedure described herein.
This is the part of the site where you (the general public) get
the chance to ask a real army guy (me or an other highly qualified member of the
Crew) questions. I would like to point out that
because the Canadian Forces employs a high number of Reservists, you
do not have to limit your question to military matters. Our personnel are
employed in various occupations such as Burger Flippers, Tax Collectors,
Lawyers, Professional University and College Students, Artists and a multitude
of other trades and professions. The way this section
works is: Click on Questions? at the bottom of the page, fill out the required
text fields in the dialogue boxes and send. One of our crew members will reply
by e-mail and every one is happy. If your question is selected to appear on the
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notified by e-mail. To avoid
redundant e-mail, please consult the
FAQ
page before submitting your questions. Example of an
actual question submitted by e-mail: Q:
I heard that there are some Canadian army personnel
that eat or have eaten human vomit, is this true? If it is true what kind of
training do these people follow to be able to master this formidable feat. Do
they have bad breath? A recent study financed by the Canadian Association of
Dentistry found that persons who vomit often or eat vomit often have a significant
deterioration of their dental enamel. This could lead to premature
tooth lose. Another study carried out by the American Order of Psychiatrists
found that these same people are fucking nuts. Can you tell me what
the present status of this unusual practice is in the Canadian armed forces? Example of an actual answer: A:
I believe that you are referring to a
video depicting certain members of the Airborne Regiment indulging in fecal
matter, a ritual outlawed since the fall of the Berlin Wall, but to go so far as to say that they were,
EATING
HUMAN VOMIT?? HOG
WASH, PURE UNADULTERATED MALARKEY . WE (THE CREW) ABSOLUTELY
DENY YOUR WILD, INCREDIBLY UNINFORMED AND UTTERLY UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS
!!! YOU MUST HAVE US CONFUSED WITH COLLEGE FRATERNITY PLEDGES
OR A SPORTS TEAM. WE
(THE CREW ) AGREE THAT YOU HAVE TO BE "FUCKING
NUTS" TO PARTICIPATE IN UNIVERSITY TYPE INITIATION RITUALS , THUS MAKING
YOUR POINT ABOUT BAD BREATH AND DENTAL HYGIENE IRRELEVANT . EVEN IF WE
WERE TO ADOPT THESE PRACTICES OF HIGHER LEARNING, WHY SHOULD WE CARE? ALL
MEMBERS OF THE CANADIAN ARMED FORCES HAVE FREE DENTAL CARE FOR THE DURATION OF
THEIR LOYAL SERVICE TO THEIR BELOVED COUNTRY. In the future I would
suggest that you get your facts straight before spieling off at the mouth with
your filthy communist style propaganda reminiscent of the Cold War, which we won thru
the same kind of courage and the determination demonstrated by our shit eating Para Regiment. Legal
Disclaimer We
( The Crew) assumes no legal or moral responsibility for any false
statements or bad advise that will inevitably be irresponsibly doled out in this
website. Furthermore we cannot he held libel for any attempt to replicate or
modify any procedure described herein.
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