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This is the part of the site where you (the general public) get the chance to ask a real army guy (me or an other highly qualified member of the Crew) questions. I would like to point out that because the Canadian Forces employs a  high number of Reservists, you do not have to limit your question to military matters. Our personnel are employed in various occupations such as Burger Flippers, Tax Collectors, Lawyers, Professional University and College Students, Artists and a multitude of other trades and professions. 

The way this section works is: Click on Questions? at the bottom of the page, fill out the required text fields in the dialogue boxes and send. One of our crew members will reply by e-mail and every one is happy. If your question is selected to appear on the FAQ page, your name will be entered in our weekly draw of  official The Razors Edge paraphernalia. The winner will be notified by e-mail.

To avoid redundant e-mail, please consult the FAQ page before submitting your questions.

Example of an actual question submitted by e-mail:

Q:    I heard that there are some Canadian army personnel that eat or have eaten human vomit, is this true? If it is true what kind of training do these people follow to be able to master this formidable feat. Do they have bad breath? A recent study financed by the Canadian Association of Dentistry found that persons who vomit often or eat vomit often have a significant deterioration of their dental enamel. This could lead to premature tooth lose. Another study carried out by the American Order of Psychiatrists found that these same people are fucking nuts. Can you tell me what the present status of this unusual practice is in the Canadian armed forces?

Example of an actual answer:

A:    I believe that you are referring to a video depicting certain members of the Airborne Regiment indulging in fecal matter, a ritual outlawed since the fall of the Berlin Wall, but to go so far as to say that they were,  EATING HUMAN VOMIT?? HOG WASH, PURE UNADULTERATED MALARKEY . WE (THE CREW) ABSOLUTELY DENY  YOUR WILD, INCREDIBLY UNINFORMED AND UTTERLY UNFOUNDED ALLEGATIONS !!!  YOU MUST HAVE US CONFUSED WITH COLLEGE FRATERNITY PLEDGES OR A SPORTS TEAM.  WE (THE CREW ) AGREE  THAT YOU HAVE TO BE "FUCKING NUTS" TO PARTICIPATE IN UNIVERSITY TYPE INITIATION RITUALS , THUS MAKING YOUR POINT ABOUT  BAD BREATH AND DENTAL HYGIENE IRRELEVANT . EVEN IF WE WERE TO ADOPT THESE PRACTICES OF HIGHER LEARNING, WHY SHOULD WE CARE? ALL MEMBERS OF THE CANADIAN ARMED FORCES HAVE FREE DENTAL CARE FOR THE DURATION OF THEIR LOYAL SERVICE TO THEIR BELOVED COUNTRY.  In the future I would suggest that you get your facts straight before spieling off at the mouth with your filthy communist style propaganda reminiscent of the Cold War, which we won thru the same kind of courage and the determination demonstrated by our shit eating Para Regiment.

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